Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My cat gives me a boner
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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