i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You're a disaster
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