What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Two words: blizzard sex
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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