I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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