It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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