Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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