Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I FOUND THE LEGS
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Please don't give away my fajitas
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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