mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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