Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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