so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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