I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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