I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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