He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My dick has a subreddit
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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