stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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