when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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