Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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