My sheets look like a crime scene.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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