I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
