We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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