you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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