id be glad to
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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