i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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