Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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