Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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