Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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