i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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