Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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