would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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