You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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