If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
if i can run in heels then i can drive
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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