my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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