I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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