Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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