Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
