You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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