K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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