dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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