I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think i have two assholes
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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