Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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