You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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