You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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