I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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