white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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