Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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