I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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