OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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