I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
