Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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