just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
