I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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