During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
How's work?
Spinning.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize