Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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