if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
