i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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