and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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